The entertainment industry has generated lots of entertaining quotes. Today, for my Day of Rest blog, and for your amusement, here are a few of my favorites.
“I finally went to the South Pacific, and it was really wonderful. It was almost as beautiful as the back lot of the Paramount studio.”
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Dorothy Lamour
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“I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.”
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Walter Matthau, to Barbara Streisand, during the filming of “Hello, Dolly!”
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“Honey, kissing you is like kissing the side of a beer bottle.”
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Laurence Harvey, to Capucine, during the filming of “Walk on the Wild Side”
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“I could eat a can of celluloid and puke a better movie.”
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Kim Novak in “The Mirror Crack'd”
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“Darling, do you have change for a five-dollar bill?”
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Tallulah Bankhead, in need of toilet paper, to the woman in the next toilet stall
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“I'm sorry – I didn't catch your name.”
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Groucho Marx, upon being introduced to Greta Garbo at a Hollywood party
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“Beatrice, I told you before we left the house: that's not funny!”
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George S. Kaufman, to his wife, after watching her fall through a wicker chair at another Hollywood party
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