Gerard Butler

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Partner and I saw “Olympus Has Fallen” last weekend when we were down on Cape Cod.

 

 

Oh dear. It’s dreadful. If you really want to see it, here’s what you do: queue up “Independence Day” and “Die Hard” and “Red Dawn” one after another, and hit yourself on the head very hard with a ball peen hammer while you’re watching them.

 

 

Here’s a quick plot summary, with spoilers: North Koreans make a (very unlikely) commando attack on the White House. The North Koreans have incredible space-age weapons, and evidently all we Americans have is handguns. The American President (Aaron Eckhart) is a charming weenie who gives the North Koreans two-thirds of the computer codes they want, because “they’ll never get the third part.” Naturally, they figure out the third part on their own.

 

 

But that’s okay: a superhuman Secret Service operative, played by Gerard Butler, kills all the North Koreans and saves the President (and, incidentally, the United States of America).

 

 

Which brings us to Gerard Butler.

 

 

You might remember Gerard as King Leonidas in “300,” gigantic and bearded and powerful and angry. Well, god bless him, that’s pretty much his schtick. He’s big and dark and nicely built, and has blue eyes which range from Warm to Stern to Threatening. He’s one of those men on whom stubble looks not only good, but natural.

 

 

He’s a co-producer of this movie, so you’d expect his character to be The Hero, and you’d be right. He’s a friend of the Weenie President, and a second (and much better) father to the Weenie President’s son.

 

 

Also, he’s an unstoppable killer.

 

 

A while back, I wrote about Victor Mature, and the uses of big handsome muscular men in the movies.

 

 

“Olympus Has Fallen” establishes that nothing has changed.

 

 

We love you, Gerard, the way audiences loved Victor in the 1950s.

 

 

Now: please make better movies.

 

 

Over and out!

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