Total Pageviews
Friday, October 11, 2013
Lupini beans
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Barilla pasta, homophobia. and my recipe for faux Fettucine Alfredo
Friday, September 6, 2013
Beets
Thursday, August 29, 2013
MUFAs
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Eat more goat
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Microbes, probiotics, and prebiotics
Thursday, July 18, 2013
For Ramadan: Harira
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Pizza and cheese sandwiches
Friday, June 28, 2013
Paula Deen deglazes herself on the "Today" show
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Salt is evil. Or is it?
Friday, June 14, 2013
Meat sweats
Friday, May 24, 2013
White trash cookery
Friday, May 17, 2013
Eat like your ancestors
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
(American) Chinese food
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Fast food
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Sardines for dinner!
Monday, April 15, 2013
Horsemeat
There’s been a recent scare in Europe over the use of horsemeat in prepared foods. It showed up in one country after another (evidently a processing plant in Romania was providing the horseflesh).
Then, most shockingly, it was in some of the stuff sold in Ikea.
Ikea! Nice sweet friendly Ikea!
It’s nothing to me. I’ve eaten horsemeat knowingly. There was a cunning little butchershop in Morocco with a nice painting of a racehorse over the door; it took me a while to figure out what that meant, but I got it after a while. Then I realized that the Belgian lady who owned the snack shop downtown was using horsemeat in her hamburgers. (It turns out that horsemeat has a pleasant flavor, sweeter than beef, and doesn’t change color very much when it’s cooked, so it still looks a little raw when you eat it.) I used to take American friends there, just to see how they’d react. Most didn’t notice a thing. One friend sent his burger back, because he thought it was underdone, and couldn’t understand why the meat was still pinkish. I never had the heart to tell him.
It’s all cultural. I had rabbit and frog in France last October, because how often do you see them on the menu in the United States? The rabbit was delicious; the frog was a little muddy and fishy. I love squid (which is much more palatable as “calamari”), but still struggle a little with octopus, which has a very strong smell and taste. I had paella a long time ago in San Juan, Puerto Rico, and found a tiny starfish in the rice, and wasn’t sure if it was for decoration or meant to be eaten. (I didn’t eat it. Even I have my limits.) I love sushi, and one of my favorites is unagi, which is eel with plum sauce. Eel! Horrible slimy snaky eel!
Herewith one of my favorite I’ll-never-make-this recipes:
Stewed Dog (to be served over rice)
3 kg dog meat*
1 1/2 cups vinegar
60 peppercorns, crushed
6 tablespoons salt
12 cloves garlic, crushed
1/2 cup oil
6 cups onion, sliced
3 cups tomato sauce
10 cups water
6 cups red pepper, cut into strips
6 pieces bay leaf
1 teaspoon tabasco sauce
1 1/2 cups liver spread**
1 whole fresh pineapple, cut ½” thick
1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be used in other recpies)
3. Cut meat into 1″ cubes. Marinate meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn, salt and garlic for 2 hours.
4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and chopped pineapple and saute until tender.
5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green pepper, bay leaf and tabasco.
6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread and cook for additional 5-7 minutes. * You can substitute lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
** Smooth liver pate will do as well.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Rhode Island food; or, What the hell is a Wimpy Skippy?
I was meditating in the third-floor kitchen at the office the other day, staring out the window, when a refrigerator magnet caught my eye: CASERTA PIZZERIA. ORIGINATOR OF THE WIMPY SKIPPY.
Oh my God. I’d forgotten all about the Wimpy Skippy.
Now, tell me again: what the hell is a Wimpy Skippy?
Simple: it’s a spinach calzone with mozzarella, pepperoni, and black olives. Here’s the story of the W. S., told in Rhode Islandese by one of Da Guyz up at Caserta’s:
Listen: my local bakery makes spinach pies with mozzarella and pepperoni. So I don’t have to go traipsing up to Federal Hill to get one of theirs.
How about an Awful Awful? That was a Newport Creamery item: a giant milkshake, “awful big, awful good.” Their advertising slogan for it was the simplest possible phrase: “It’s a drink!” And best of all: if you drink three, you get one free.
And finally: the Jimmie Gimme. It’s an egg-and-ham sandwich (basically an Egg McMuffin) served at the Modern Diner in Pawtucket. It’s a little on the greasy side.
(Why are we so obsessed with food? I’ve asked this question before, but I still don’t understand. Food’s necessary to our survival, but then again, so are air and water. We don’t talk about air all day long, or water. Why do we talk about food, and write books about it, and argue about it incessantly?)
(Heaven only knows.)
(Now let’s go downcity and get a Haven Brothers hot dog.)
















